Mar
03
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Once upon a time there was a beautiful baby called Aura with lovely blond hair. Her mum and dad, the king and queen were holding their little princess so tightly so she would be safe. Soon Aura was in a christening with all her family on the front row but not her parents. Suddenly an evil fairy came dashing in and put a curse on Aura “Miss Aura shall die in 1 minute”. Suddenly Auras hand reached out and grabbed the fairy and gulped her down her throat. It has been one minute and Aura is now lying dead  but………

Mar
03
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There was a boy called Jack. One day he bought some strange looking beans, in exchange for his cow. Jack went home to his mother but she threw them out in the garden. The next morning he went in his back garden and there was a gigantic beanstalk standing right in front of him. So he randomly climbed it. When he started the climb his mum threw him some popcorn, pizza and a kiss. So then when he came near the top a giant was sat there. Jack went to make friends, they shared the popcorn, pizza and a kiss.

Mar
03
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Once upon a time there was a girl called Cinderella who was slaved all her life by her own mother. She treated her sisters better than her for some reason. Cinderella always thought she was jealous because she was more glamorous than her other sisters but she kept it herself. One day the prince invited everyone in the land to a royal ball. Cinderella’s sisters were allowed to go but she wasn’t. The prince was so sad he decided to have a cinema night with just Cinderella and they had loads of sweets chocolate and had a blast

 

THE END!!!

Mar
03
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The wicked witch had poisoned the princess, Snow White, but no one knew that she had a secret room at the bottom of her house hiding beneath her dark and creepy cellar…

It was a sweaty work out gym!

Where Snow White used to work on her muscles beneath her wonderful, amazing dress.

Her charming prince who had just been found to be two-timing, with the witch, had ran out of town.  But he never knew that she had big manly muscles. So when her ghost returned on a fateful night she threw a strong punch at his face.

Mar
03
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Sleeping Beauty

Once upon a time there was a fair maiden called Arora. She had hair of silk, beautiful blue eyes and lovely rosy red lips. Every one said she was the most beautiful maiden in the land. One day she was having a celebration, being the most beautiful person ever!

But there was something different about this Arora, she was evil! She went up to the attic of the castle and set up a fake spinning wheel with the sharpest point ever! Then a very ugly wicked witch came in and Arora made her prick her finger and die!

Mar
03
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Aurora lay asleep in the wicked witch’s massive mansion. The 3 good fairies sought to find a handsome prince.  Finally they found the only man Aurora had ever loved, he was scared silly at the idea of going to the dark tower. He told the fairies that he wouldn’t risk his life to save her. Princess or not. So they teleported him inside the wicked witch’s tower where he started peeing his big boy pants and fainted.

 

LATER…

Aurora (after deciding she’d had enough sleep) skipped along the saved road, while her ‘Prince Charming’ lay trapped in a coffin. Forever.

Mar
03
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There was a beautiful woman called Rapunzel who had beautiful long hair which was 100 meters long! She had been locked up in a tower by an evil witch. One day a handsome prince was waking by and heard Rapunzel’s beautiful voice and called up to her. Rapunzel popped her head out the window and the prince fell in love at first sight. The prince raced up the stairs and opened the door to find an empty room. He looked out the window and saw Rapunzel flying away. He got so angry he turned into hulk and smashed the tower!!!

Jan
15
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I was walking down the hill with my best friend, when I noticed my wrinkly grandma welcoming us into her scruffy old house. My friend and I sat down whilst grandma brought us a cup of tea.  The tea looked YELLOW but I gulped it any way. Then I realized what it was, it was custard! But the custard tasted like………. CANDY! Then I started to feel sick, suddenly I froze so did my friend. Granny went down to the basement and got a baseball bat she knocked us out and hid us somewhere where no one could find us. Knock went the door………………………………………………………………………………………………

Jan
15
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One day Emma and I were judging the custard competition.  It was the day of the competition, everybody was anxiously nervous.  Then the time came.   Bowl after bowl we were very tried out in till the last one came.  This bowl of custard was a very special one.  It was a very unique we felt like it was calling our names. It looked creamy in milk chocolate it tasted like we were in heaven it tasted so creamy and chocolaty we even thought we heard angels sing.  We asked him “ can you make us anything to do with custard if you can do it”….

Jan
15
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Once there was a boy that was obsessed with custard. He must have eaten custard every day he even had it in his packed lunch! One day he came up to me and said “Here have some custard” and shoved a scolding hot bowl of custard right in my face! The custard tasted like paradise it was sooooo tasty. I couldn’t help myself but to ask for another bowl. As soon as I got home I asked my mum if I could have a bowl of custard she said yes. I was soooooo obsessed I think I turned in to a custard beast myself!